mum picks up the phone, obviously occupied with her telly.
ma, do we have any lettuce at home?
lettuce? what is lettuce?
lettuce? the one the pigs always eat, that is lettuce. argh, nevermind. can you see if we have potatoes?
alright, i will check. (fumbling noises.) ya, we have potatoes.
okay, how many?
one.
one? argh. nevermind, forget about it. do we have any food at home at all?
ya, we have. onions. we have two onions.
silence.
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i snuffed out my muscus while laughing.
u have adorable parents. me included of cos
haha
your mum is interesting!! 2 onions!!!
omg!! ur post got removed!! what did u say!! tell me tell me tell me!!
huh? the witch removed it herself, not me.
why did you get so excited?
haha.
hee cos u never ever remove our posts mah, so if u did remove hoppo's post then it must be sthing interesting lo.
call it KPO, a national hobby *haha* u cool girl not infected.
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