Friday, April 29, 2005

vitamin pringles.

i am shot down with slight nausea, intense stomach pain and extreme fatigue, yet now as i type, i am continually feasting on pringles, not to mention the menu for earlier: fried chicken drumlets with fries, snickers and shortbread.

it seems that i am the kind of patient that doctors will dread and detest. therefore, to save doctors from the pain of facing such an oddball patient, i shall never be a patient. i shall live healthily to a crazy ripe age on my favorite high-calories, low/no-nutrition potato chips, milkshakes, ice-cream and all other tasty members of the junk food family.

yummy, slurp.

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